Okay, Dog. It's like this: you have chased me from my snooze on the bed one too many times. So while you're harassing Dad to throw the ball for you in the rain and doing your "Gimme Popcorn Dance", I'm posting on your blog.
Dear Blog Readers: Look deep into my eyes. Slowly, you are being drawn into their sea-green depths. Focus on what I'm saying. Fo-cussssss. You're getting sleepy. Your head is getting droopy. Listen the the sound of my purring. You are so relaxed, you will do exactly as I say. You will give me tuna. Anyt--
OOF! PIPER! Get your nose outta my butt!
Canines. Clearly an inferior species.
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