HELP?!

Dear Ess-Pee-See-Aay;

I would like to come back. I know that it was a furry long drive from the shelter to My New Home, but please come get me.

My hoomins tried to drown me today.

I have attached a pitchure as effie-dents.

They called it a "bath", and acted like it was normal. But they got my head wet! Nobody -- hoomin or doggy -- is allowed to get my head wet but me!

Please rescue me.

Sincerely,
Piper
(formerly known as A02776955)