My smart daddy.

Daddy has corrected Mom. I guess it's "HyperDog Systems MODEL P7". Silly Mommy got it wrong.

My daddy is pretty darn smart. He and Mom have been teaching me to only do my business on the grass, but now that Mom is back to work, I can't hold it until they get back. So Daddy got a shallow plastic container and put a piece of sod in it, and when they can't be home, that goes in the kitchen. Mommy laughed at Daddy and said it was another one of his bunny-brained schemes. But he got the lastest laugh, because I used it right away, and there have been no more messes on the floor -- only in my pee-pee place. Well, of COURSE I knew what it was for. I AM mostly border collie, after all! Silly Mommy again.